Scientologist Gets Trolled HARD After Texting The Wrong Number

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Jan 22, 2019 4:00 PM EST

Scientology is probably one of the most bizarre religions in existence today. Few know all of the secrets of the church, and many even assert that it's a full-on cult. This woman decided to troll on expert mode when she received a wrong-number text from a member of the church of Scientology regarding a free personality test. Needless to say, hilarity ensues...

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    Text message that reads, "Hello Shelby! How's it going? This is [blank] from Dianetics and Scientology ... You having to your location back in 2017 for a free personality test. Do you remember?"
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    Text message that reads, "Hey there! I do remember, thanks for reaching out! I am a bit concerned about my results..." Scientologist replies, "Hi, how so?"
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    Text message that reads, "Well, I've experienced a lot of changes since we last spoke;" Scientologist replies, "Good, bad?"
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    Green - My arms have been getting longer. At first it was almost imperceptible, but over time it's become impossible to ignore.
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    Text - Oh I see. You are joking... I wish I was :( I'm gonna let you go.
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    Bear - DID YOU DO THIS TO ME???
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    Text - Wait is this really Shelby? And is that like photoshopped picture or something??
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    Green - Yes this is Shelby. And no photoshop. This picture was taken by my parents at the gift shop on our way to treatment. :(
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    Text - You know the phone numbers change, sometimes people that have the numbers make fun of us, you know.... don't know what's going on exactly in this case....but if it was true I do know why that can happen... Everything you need to know is explained in Dianetics
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    Text - How can I learn more? The doctors are at a loss and if I'm being honest, they've been useless. How the reactive mind can affect the body and bend it out of shape to its own commands
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    Text - Yes of course.. Come over with your parents tonight to our location.... When did this start by the way? Tap to Load Preview scientology.tv >
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    Green - Can you please resend that in ALL CAPS? Since this conversation began my affliction has worsened and my hands are so far from my face, and thusly it is hard to read texts on my phone.
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    Text - E, T 6:30 THIS EVENING COME TO CLICK ON THE LINK I SENT YOU TO WATCH THE FILM!!!
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    Green - I'm just reluctant to even try to fix things.
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    Text - IF YOU REALLY HAVE THAT PROBLEM SHELBY, AT LEAST WATCH THE FILM. SEE IF IT MAKES SENSE. THAT'S THE FIRST STEP..
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    Green - But everyone always tells me to "roll up my sleeves and get to work". Do you have any idea how long it takes me to do that?! I spend 45 minutes this morning putting on a cardigan. Text Message >
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